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What is the 2024 Renewal Strategies Workshop?
Our workshop is a place of transformation, where you can learn to renew your soul and refresh your wardrobe. We offer a range of courses, from "Renewal Yoga" to "The Art of Making Small Talk Without Actually Caring."
How do I register for the workshop?
To register, simply click on the registration page and follow the instructions. Don't forget to wear your best 'I'm a functioning adult' face.
Will I be able to afford it?
We offer a variety of payment plans, including "Pay-Per-Transformation" and "Monthly- Subscription-to-Non-Stop-Self-Improvement." Check out our pricing page for more information.
Can I bring my pet?
We love animals, but unfortunately, our workshop is pet-free. Unless you bring a service animal that looks like a miniature version of yourself, in which case, we'll let it in, but only if you can prove it's actually a miniature version of you.
What if I have a conflict with a past attendee?
We're not saying it's you, but if we had to give away a free t-shirt to a past attendee, it would probably be to someone else. In any case, our workshops are judgement-free, but if you do happen to run into someone from last year's workshop, just pretend you didn't know each other.
How long is the workshop?
We're talking all weekend. Or, at the very least, until the fire alarm goes off. Which it won't. Probably.
Meet our speakers! Check out our schedule! Our policy page, because we have one! More FAQs, because you asked!See you soon!