Workshop 1: "Renewal by Any Other Name"

Workshop 1: "Renewal by Any Other Name" - a crash course in rebranding the apocalypse.

A comprehensive guide to repackaging the impending doom as "renewal" and selling it back to the public.

Workshop 2: "Renewal Through the Power of Sarcasm"

Agenda:

  1. 09:00-09:30: "Renewal 101: The Basics of Rebranding"
  2. 09:30-10:30: "Case Study: 'The Great Recession' - A Success Story of Renewal"
  3. 10:30-11:30: "Break: "The Art of Recharging Your Debit Card"
  4. 11:30-12:30: "The Future of Renewal: Trends and Predictions"

Lunch will be served at 12:30, but don't get too attached - it's just a "renewal" of the vending machine.

Sponsor: The International Association of Desperate Corporations

This workshop is brought to you by the generous support of The International Association of Desperate Corporations. Because, let's be honest, someone has to pay for all the "renewal" efforts.

Next Workshop: Wednesday: "Renewal Through the Power of Denial"

Disclaimer: The International Association of Desperate Corporations is not actually a real thing, but they're working on it.