Workshop 1: "Renewal by Any Other Name" - a crash course in rebranding the apocalypse.
A comprehensive guide to repackaging the impending doom as "renewal" and selling it back to the public.
Lunch will be served at 12:30, but don't get too attached - it's just a "renewal" of the vending machine.
This workshop is brought to you by the generous support of The International Association of Desperate Corporations. Because, let's be honest, someone has to pay for all the "renewal" efforts.
Disclaimer: The International Association of Desperate Corporations is not actually a real thing, but they're working on it.