As the world continues to spiral into chaos, we've compiled a list of foolproof strategies to ensure your survival in the impending doomsday scenario.
1. Build a panic room in your closet.
2. Invest in a year's supply of cat food.
3. Develop a secret handshake with your neighbors to signal your allegiance.
Get the essentials for your doomsday bunker here.
Remember, preparation is key. Don't be that person who's still trying to outrun the apocalypse.