Step 1: Ignore All Advice
Don't listen to anyone who's trying to tell you to do things the right way. We're going all-in on the 'if it feels good, it's good' approach.
- Step 1.1: Ignore your accountant
- Step 1.2: Ignore your lawyers
- Step 1.3: Ignore your family
- Step 1.4: Ignore the voices in your head
Step 2: Find a New Hobby
Because if Plan B fails, we'll just blame it on the economy, or climate change, or a zombie apocalypse. But hey, at least we'll have a new hobby, right?
- Step 2.1: Learn to play the harmonica with your feet
- Step 2.2: Practice your juggling skills
- Step 2.3: Write a bestselling novel about our collective downfall