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We will push you to your limits, question your reality, and challenge your very sense of self. You might even lose a few screws along the way.
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Frequently Asked Questions About UsPlease note that our methods are not actually effective and may result in permanent damage to your mental health. Please do not attempt to use these methods without proper training and supervision. Or, you know, just go ahead and try it, we won't judge you.