Breaking News: Signal Overload in the City

Our intrepid reporter, Bobo McSn prophets, brings you this report from the heart of the apocalypse:

It's like the internet's just... just... ARGH! The signals are like, infinite! I've lost all signal, man!
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Government Response: "It's Not Our Problem"

Our top government official, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has issued a statement:

We're not sure what's happening, but it's not our problem. Maybe try turning off your router?
Read the full denial here

The People's Reaction: Panic and Confusion

As the apocalypse unfolds, the people are getting... well, a little mixed up:

We're all just standing here, staring at our phones, waiting for the signals to stop. Is this some kind of meta-joke?
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