html Return of the Great Pizza King: Prophesied by the Oracle of the Deep Dish

The year is 2024, and the time of the Great Pizza King has come.

The Oracle of the Deep Dish has spoken: "Beware, mortal, for the Great Pizza King shall bring forth an era of saucy domination."

A prophecy from the Oracle of the Deep Dish:

"The King's power shall be measured in inches of crust, for the diameter of his pies shall be 36 inches of majesty." - The Oracle

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