Why Did I Just Buy a Printer That Doesn't Work? A Guide for the Confused

Are you one of the many who have made the grave mistake of purchasing a printer that doesn't work? Congratulations! You've earned yourself a special place in the annals of printing history.

Don't worry, friend, we've all been there. It's not your fault. It's just... your printer is being subtly sassy.

Here are some possible reasons why your printer is being a jerk:

• Your printer is secretly a performance artist and is just not ready for the spotlight yet.
• You forgot to turn it on. Like, seriously, it's not that hard.
• The manual is written in a language that's only understandable by 3-year-olds and ancient Sumerians.
• You bought it at a garage sale, and the previous owner was a bit of a trickster.

But fear not, dear friend! There's hope. You can try Basic Printer Assembly for Dummies or Printer Owner's Disaster Insurance to get back on track.