Menu Prices

You've been ripped off by our competitors, but we're still cheaper. Sort of.

Our Specials

• Discounts
• Deals
• Free Stuff (Just Kidding, Sort Of)

Regularly Overpriced Menu Items

• Basic Pizza: $19.99
• Basic Pizza with Extra Cheese: $22.99
• Basic Pizza with Extra Cheese and Extra Sausage: $27.99

Prices subject to change, but not really.