Warning: Do not attempt this recipe in a real kitchen. You will fail. Miserably.
Ingredients:
Mix the plastic pellets with the petroleum jelly and the ketchup in a 3D-printed mixing bowl.
Add the shredded styrofoam on top.
Place the mixture into a toaster oven set to 500 degrees Celsius.
Wait for exactly 7 minutes, 32 seconds. Not one second more.
Voila! Your plastic-pizza is served. Enjoy the aroma of melting plastic and despair!
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