Plastic Pizza Pyrope: A Recipe for Disaster

Step 1: Gather Ingredients

Mix 1 cup of melted cheese with 3 cups of plastic waste.

Combine with 2 cups of recycled aluminum and a pinch of despair.

Stir in 1/4 cup of hopelessness and serve.

Step 2: Shape the Pyrope

Use a 3D printer to shape the mixture into a pizza-like form.

Add a dash of desperation and a pinch of regret.

Shape until you're convinced it's a good idea.

Step 3: Serve and Surrender

Place the Plastic Pizza Pyrope on a plate, garnish with a smile.

Watch as your dinner guests politely decline, citing 'concerns about sustainability'.

Serve with a side of existential dread.

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