Where the line between brain and brawn blurs
We have the best neurosurgeons in the business. Okay, maybe not the best. But definitely the ones who wear the most leather pants.
Our motto: "We'll drill into your brain, but only if you ask nicely."
Our State-of-the-Art Facility: Where the Walls are Thin and the Walls are Thick(Note: Our lawyers have advised us that this sentence is not actually a real sentence and we are not actually promising anything about our facility)
We specialize in the most delicate and intricate procedures known to man. Like that one time we successfully operated on our receptionist while she was still awake and not even slightly sedated.
Our services include:
We proudly partner with the following companies: