Step 1: Wear a hazmat suit. Like, seriously, it's not that hard.
Step 2: Find a safe zone. Not too close to anything that might explode.
Step 3: Stay hydrated. Dehydration is a real thing, folks.
Step 4: Don't try to outrun a nuclear blast. Just stand still and hope for the best.
Step 5: In the unlikely event of an emergency, follow the instructions on the back of the hazmat suit.
That's it! You're now an expert in atomic safety netting! Go forth and be safe-ish!
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