4 The Atomic Bag: Safety Tips - Because You're Probably Going to Need a Bombproof Suit

Safety Tips for Surviving the Atomic Age

Here are some tips for surviving the impending doom of nuclear war, assuming you have 10 minutes or less to get to safety:

• Don't panic, you'll only make things worse (literally).
• Find a safe place to hide, preferably in a basement or a bunker. If you don't have one, a large, underground parking garage is your best bet.
• Put on your bombproof suit (available at your local atomic clothing store).
• Grab a Geiger counter and a Geiger tube. You might need to measure radiation levels.
• Don't drink the water. It's probably radioactive.
• Don't eat the canned goods. They're probably irradiated too.
• Don't look at the mushroom clouds. They're probably not as pretty as they seem.
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