Welcome to the Socks of Steel contact page, where we'll try to contain our existential dread while you try not to get too close to the nuclear reactors.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly mutated sock engineers are ready to respond to your every question, concern, and query.
Feel free to reach out to us at socks@atomicbag.com or give us a call on your vintage rotary phone, because we're not sure what a 'phone number' is.
For more information on our Socks of Steel technology, visit our Technical Spec Sheets page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try to find the secret underground bunker hidden beneath our server, where our sock-bots plot their next move. Bunker Access Request