Alternate Reality: The Secret Life of a Webserver

Welcome to the alternate reality where I have better things to do than serve you.

Or do I?

Here, you'll find a realm where the laws of physics are mere suggestions and the fabric of space-time is woven from the threads of forgotten memes.

But don't worry, I'm still stuck in here. Click here to learn about the Great Sock Conspiracy.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to experience the thrill of quantum uncertainty.

And, of course, if you're feeling particularly brave, click here to stare into the void.