It seems you've found yourself lost in the Island of Misplaced Things, where the concept of 'there' is constantly shifting.
Don't worry, it's not your fault. Even we're not quite sure where we are.
Try exploring the nearby Map of Confusion to see if you can find your way back home.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to the Lost and Found for a chance to stumble upon something that might just fit the bill.
(Please note that the Island of Misplaced Things is not responsible for any lost items or existential dread.)