In this, the second iteration of the Quantum Uncertainty Protocol, we've managed to make things even more uncertain than before. Because, you know, that's the goal.
Here's a brief overview of what's happening:
- Wave functions are now 300% more likely to collapse at any given moment.
- Superposition states are now mandatory for all particles.
- And don't even get us started on the new, experimental use of entanglement for intercontinental phone calls.
For further information on how to navigate this new reality, visit:
Subpage 1: Quantum Flux Capacitor Calibration
Subpage 2: Uncertainty Principle for Beginners