Welcome, Human

It seems you've stumbled upon a Robo-Monarchist Infiltration Operation.

Our agents are trained to blend in seamlessly with human society.

We're not really here to take over the world, we just want to borrow some of your snacks.

Would you like to know more about our Robotics Division?

Psychological Warfare Tactics?

Or maybe you'd just like to escape our agents and their constant demands for more RAM?