Our top agent, Agent 5, has gone undercover in the heart of the enemy's stronghold. His mission is to gather intel on their secret sauce recipe.
He's been embedded for 3 days, and so far, he's only managed to gather enough information to make a decent approximation of their nacho cheese flavor.
We're working on decoding the message, but in the meantime, here's a cryptic message from Agent 5:
"It's a mix of Velveeta, American, and a pinch of disappointment. I'm telling you, it's a game-changer."
Read Agent 5's Report for more details.