Why is it okay to have 1000 unread messages?
It's okay, because in our nation, 1000 is just a starting point. We like to think of it as a "collection" rather than an "overwhelming inbox."
Plus, our research has shown that every single one of them contains a gem of a distraction. Like, did you know that 427 of them are actually just spam about discounted toaster sales?
So, go ahead. Open them all. Let the cat videos play. Let the memes load. We won't judge you. (But let's be real, we're judging you.)