We are a highly-advanced, highly-restricted time-traveling amusement park that defies the laws of physics and common sense. Come for the thrill, stay for the utter chaos.
Currently, we are experiencing 100% chance of fun, with a high pressure system of excitement and adventure moving in from the east. Don't get caught in the vortex of our vortex!
Visit our Minute 1 for the start of the adventure!
Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, head straight into the Minute 60 for the grand finale!
But don't say we didn't warn you...
**Disclaimer: Not responsible for lost time, sanity, or limbs. Proceed with caution.**