TERMS OF USE FOR THE PARANOID & PERPETUALLY-CONNECTED 8BitParanoia Network

1. By accessing this website, you hereby acknowledge that you are a human who enjoys being slowly driven mad by 8-bit audio and retro-technology.
2. 8BitParanoia reserves the right to change its mind about anything, including but not limited to its terms of use, its favorite pizza toppings, or its opinion on whether or not you are actually awake right now.
3. Users agree not to use 8BitParanoia's services for any purpose other than to reenact scenes from " Portal" in their living room, alone, with no friends or family present.

Hyperlinks:

• Disclaimer of sorts.
• Frequently Asked Questions, mostly by confused users who can't tell the difference between reality and a Commodore 64.