Welcome to the Sock Puppet Federation's Frequently Asked Questions page. Please, for the love of all things fuzzy, don't ask us any actual questions that are too deep or complex.
A: It's a loose confederation of socks that have somehow managed to become self-aware. We're not really sure how, but it's a thing now.
Learn more about our storyA: We're always looking for new members, but you'll need to meet our very specific and totally-not-made-up requirements: you have to be a sock, you have to be made of 100% cotton, and you have to be willing to participate in our monthly meetings, which are always held on Tuesdays at 3 AM.
Join us, but don't say we didn't warn youA: We're flattered by the question, but our socks are not for wearing. They're for... well, actually, they're for being part of a sentient, highly-organized collective. But hey, if you want to wear one, we won't stop you. Just don't say we didn't tell you.
Wear one, if you dare