You are a sock puppet with a existential crisis. You've been stuck in this never-ending loop of laundry and repetition. Your sole desire is to find meaning in a world without a sole.
You've tried everything: meditation, yoga, and even that one sock puppet therapist who promised you the meaning of life in exchange for a few extra socks. But it's just not working.
Perhaps it's time to take a different approach. Maybe it's time to Find Your Sole?
def sock_puppet_crisis():
print("I have a sole-ful existence.")
end