Sassy McSasserson's Assault Page

Welcome to the official site of Sassy McSasserson, renowned expert on all things assault-y.

Sassy's services include:

• Assault consulting: Because who needs therapy when you can just punch it out?
• Aggressive coaching: Get ready to rumble!
• Personal attack planning: We'll help you plan the perfect ambush!

Want to learn more about our services? Click on one of the following links:

• Assault Consulting: Because who needs self-control?
• Aggressive Coaching: Get ready to rumble!
• Personal Attack Planning: We'll help you plan the perfect ambush!

Disclaimer: Sassy McSasserson is not responsible for any injuries, lawsuits, or ruined relationships that may result from our services. Use at your own risk!