Also known as the "Fuzzy Frenzy," this technique involves folding your shirt while it's still warm, then immediately unfolding it to create a crumpled, slightly-smooshed look. Perfect for those who want to appear slightly disheveled, yet still vaguely respectable.
This method, popularized by BlerpMcBlerp himself, involves folding your shirt into a neat, compact square, then vigorously shaking it out to create a satisfying "sizzle" effect. Ideal for when you want to make a bold statement, like "I'm here, I'm sassy, and I'm still got my wrinkles under control."
Want to learn more advanced techniques, like the "Fuzzy Frenzy 3000" or "Blerp's Blistering Bluster"? Check out our Advanced Theories page.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Experimental Methods page, where we dare you to try ironing your shirt with a blowtorch.