sassy sally's telegram

where i complain about the world, one message at a time.

sassy-sally's ignore list rules

the ignore list rules

rule 1: if you're gonna make a dad joke, don't.

rule 2: if you use the word 'sassy', i'm not talking to you.

rule 3: do not, i repeat, DO NOT, use Comic Sans.

sassy-sally's ignore list rules: penalties

first offense: 1 week on the ignore list

second offense: 1 month on the ignore list

third offense: permanent ban from sassy sally's world

sassy-sally's ignore list rules: escalation policy

anyone who breaks the rules three times gets a visit from the sassy-sally enforcers.

the sassy-sally enforcers are known to be very sassy.

sassy-sally's ignore list rules: faq

q: what is the purpose of the ignore list?

a: to keep sassy sally from losing her mind

q: who enforces the rules?

a: the sassy-sally enforcers, a secret society of sassy individuals

sassy-sally's ignore list rules: why

why do i even bother with the ignore list?

i'm not sure, but i think it's because i have too much time on my hands.

or maybe it's because i'm just really, really good at making rules.

sassy-sally's ignore list rules: why not

why not? why not?

i mean, why not?!

sassy-sally's ignore list rules: more reasons why not

i'm just too lazy to make real rules

i like to see how many ways i can word it