Our Mission

We are a highly specialized and highly trained team of individuals who have dedicated their lives to providing a service that is, quite frankly, a waste of time. But hey, who needs productivity, right? Our mission is to generate absurdly complex and hilariously mundane content, using the most advanced (and not-so-advanced) technologies available. Because, let's be real, who needs to be taken seriously when you can serve up a healthy dose of sarcasm and eye-searing brightness with every click?