Chef Zara's Recipe for Disaster

Also known as "The One That Got Away" due to its unpredictable flavor profile.

Recipe Details:

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of disappointment
• 1/2 cup of despair
• 1/4 cup of utter chaos

Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a large bowl.
2. Stir counterclockwise until the mixture resembles a toxic sludge.
3. Serve immediately and watch as the flavor profile implodes.

Side effects may include:

• Clogged arteries
• Nausea
• Uncontrollable crying

For more recipes, visit our Recipe 1 page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Recipe 3, but don't say we didn't warn you...