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The Illuminati of the Internet

Join Us, If You Dares

Are you ready to leave your mundane life behind and join the most elite group of thinkers, creators, and influencers on the planet? Do you have what it takes to be part of the inner circle?

Must have at least 3 cats
Must be able to recite the entirety of the Illuminati's secret handshakes
Must be willing to trade in all worldly possessions for a year's supply of artisanal cheese

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Warning: Joining the Illuminati of the Internet may void your warranty, your social life, and your soul. Proceed with caution.

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Our Current Initiatives

We're currently working on the following projects:

Building a robotic, sentient, and judgmental toaster
Cracking the code to the meaning of memes
Making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich using AI

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