Our Mission

Our Vision

We are a group of misfits united by our love of making the internet more interesting, one poorly-designed website at a time. Our mission is to create a digital landscape where aesthetics are secondary to humor and functionality is only a distant memory. We're like the hipsters of the web, but without the irony.

Our Goals

Our goals are simple:

• Make every website look like it was designed by a kindergartener with access to a crayola box
• Convince people that Comic Sans is, in fact, a legitimate font choice
• Mislead users with confusing navigation and poorly-placed links

And if we can, make the world a slightly more absurd place, one pixel at a time.

Our Team

We're a team of experts in the field of "not knowing what we're doing" and "making it work anyway." Meet the team:

• John: The Guy Who Designed This Mess
• Jane: The Person Who Writes Our Jokes

Stay tuned for more updates, or just go away, we don't care.