Our company's motto is "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy." This motto was coined by our fearless leader, who is not actually fearless but has a fear of commitment.
Our team of highly trained, moderately caffeinated professionals is dedicated to providing the best possible experience for our customers, which we define as "not being bored out of our minds" when interacting with our website.
Learn more about our team's modest accomplishments and fearsome leaders.
Our mission is to provide the most mediocre experience possible, with a hint of excitement and a dash of apathy.
Join us in our never-ending quest for the bare minimum!