Our Philo-splaining

Our guiding principle is simple: we're here to confuse, yet delight.

We operate on the principles of:

• Intentional obfuscation: We believe that a good puzzle should be a puzzle.
• Unorthodox optimization: We've optimized for maximal chaos.
• Career-destroying creativity: We encourage our team to think outside the box, then laugh as they cry.

Visit our Core Values for more on what we stand against.