Our Philosophy: "Em Prophets, Not-By-Choice"

At the heart of our organization lies a profound and unshakeable conviction: that we will not choose to be prophets, but will, in fact, be chosen by the winds of destiny to be prophets.

Core Tenets:

• Embracing the Unavoidable
• Resisting the Inevitable
• Choosing the Unchosen
• Living with Regrets

Famous Prophets in Our Lineage:

• Our Prophetical Ancestors
• Prophetical Precedents

Join us in our journey to become prophets, not by choice, but by the whims of fate. Or, you know, just come for the snacks.

Get in touch:

• Email us
• Report your regrets