Meet Luna, Our Most Elusive Rider
Luna is our top-secret agent, operating in the shadows. Her true identity is unknown, even to us.
Her mission profile includes:
- Infiltrating high-security facilities with an uncanny ability to blend in with the wallpaper
- Disrupting enemy operations with an arsenal of cleverly concealed whoopee cushions
- Cracking even the most secure codes with an unparalleled mastery of 90s-era dial-up internet
- Singing show tunes to sedate captors
Luna operates on her own schedule, answering only to her own whims. She has been known to leave us messages in cryptic Post-it notes.
If you're lucky enough to catch a glimpse of Luna, you're probably already under her surveillance.
Stay tuned for more updates on this enigmatic figure.