Meet Rocko, the most elusive and enigmatic figure in our company's history.

Our fearless leader, Rocko, is a master of the ancient art of doing nothing.

His unparalleled ability to lounge on the couch for extended periods has inspired our team to push the boundaries of productivity and relaxation.

When not busy perfecting the art of doing nothing, Rocko can be found exploring the depths of our snack budget or negotiating with our CEO over the best way to reorganize the conference room.

Read about Rocko's favorite foods Learn about Rocko's extensive collection of vintage skateboards