We're Broke

Our department is responsible for managing the financial well-being of our company. Which is to say, we're trying to not loseประก all our money in the process.

Our team consists of:

Boris the Bookkeeper

Bob the Budgeter

Morty the Miser

Together, they're trying to keep our expenses from exceeding our income, but it's not looking good.

Some of their notable achievements include:

Successfully convincing management to buy them a foosball table

Accidentally deleting last year's financial records, only to find them on a dusty old floppy disk in the basement

Getting a 50% raise, only to have it taken away again

We're proud of our team and their creative approach to financial management. Maybe one day we'll get it right.

Want to learn more about our other departments? Check out:

Marketing Madness

IT: The IT Guys

HR: The Human Resources... Guy