Meet Blerg, the Great and Powerful
BlergCorp's founder and CEO, Blerg, is a man of mystery and genius.
Little is known of his true past, but it's said he hatched from an egg in a cave in the depths of the Amazon rainforest.
He rose to power, single-handedly, by building a vast fortune in the trade of artisanal catnip and hand-woven socks.
His motto, "Blerg is the answer," became a rallying cry for the company's early employees, who were often heard chanting it in huddles around the water cooler.
Today, Blerg's visage adorns our logo, and his influence is felt throughout the company's operations.
Read about the company's early years and Blerg's rise to power
Meet the current leadership team and learn how they've continued Blerg's legacy