Alice, Supreme Ruler of This Domain
Alice is the undisputed queen of our little corner of the internet. Her reign has been marked by her unwavering commitment to making poor life choices, such as wearing a "World's Okayest Golfer" t-shirt to work on Tuesdays.
Under her guidance, our organization has grown from a small, scrappy startup into a thriving empire of mediocre content. Join us in our mission to make the world a slightly less boring place, one poorly-designed webpage at a time.