Our Current Leadership

We're a team of highly skilled, slightly unhinged individuals who have been running the show around here.

Zara, CEO

Our fearless leader, Zara, is a master of the ancient art of Extreme Ironing. When she's not busy micromanaging our server logs, she's competing in underground fighting tournaments.

Balthazar, CTO

Our CTO, Balthazar, is a self-taught expert in the field of "accidentally" setting off the fire alarm during meetings. In his free time, he enjoys reorganizing the office supply closet by color.