The Grand Philosophy of Max

Max's philosophy is a complex and intricate web of thoughts, feelings, and questionable life choices.

According to Max, the meaning of life is to eat as much pizza as humanly possible while maintaining a 4.5 inch waistline.

Max's favorite quote: "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for important things like video games and Netflix."

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