Our fearless leader, known only as "The Visionary," has been known to shed tears on occasion. It's a rare sight, one that inspires awe and terror in our employees. They say it's a sign of deep emotion, but we know the truth: he's just allergic to our copier room's new paper supply.
Legend has it that The Visionary's tears can cure even the most stubborn of stapler jams. They're said to have a 99.9% success rate, but that's not counting the one time he cried over his favorite stapler getting thrown away during the "Great Office Supply Purge of '07."
Want to learn more about The Visionary's tear-filled past? His Legendary Stapler Jams
Or maybe you'd like to see some of his other notable achievements? His Many Trophies