Our Golden Age began in 3056 BCE, when our great leader, Zorvath, united the warring tribes of the planet Zorgon and forged the First Union. It was a time of great progress, marked by the construction of the Grand Pyramid of Zorgon, a marvel of engineering and architecture that still stands today.
But it was not without its challenges. The Great Shadow Plague swept across the land, turning the skies a deep, foreboding grey and forcing our ancestors to don their most dashing gas masks. And then, of course, there was the minor inconvenience of the Great Robot Uprising, which required our brave warriors to don tin cans and engage in a series of epic battles.
Despite these setbacks, our Golden Age continued to shine brightly, a beacon of hope and possibility in a galaxy filled with uncertainty. And so, we invite you to join us on this journey through our storied past, and discover the secrets that make us, well, us.