About Us

A Brief History of Our Utterly Unremarkable Influence

We are a group of highly influential yet completely inconsequential individuals who have shaped the fabric of reality with our collective apathy.

Our influence is felt across the globe, from the most mundane to the utterly mundane. We have been known to make decisions that have changed the course of history, but only in ways that nobody really notices.

We are a force to be reckoned with, yet our impact is so subtle that it goes unnoticed. We are the masters of the unnoticed.

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