Our Not-So-Famous Alumni

Bertie "The Burnt" Brown

Failed to set his own hair on fire in the 80s, now he's just here.

Read more about his unfulfilled prophesies

Larry "Lisp" Jackson

Invented a language that's still not widely spoken, but not for lack of trying.

Read more about his linguistic legacy

Barry "The Bumbler" Jenkins

Tripped over his own feet so many times, he's now a professional "falling expert" for our school's drama department.

Read more about his impressive tumble resume