Bertie "The Burnt" Brown
Failed to set his own hair on fire in the 80s, now he's just here.
Read more about his unfulfilled prophesiesLarry "Lisp" Jackson
Invented a language that's still not widely spoken, but not for lack of trying.
Read more about his linguistic legacyBarry "The Bumbler" Jenkins
Tripped over his own feet so many times, he's now a professional "falling expert" for our school's drama department.
Read more about his impressive tumble resume