A Brief History
Bob was born in a burst of light and confusion. He was raised by a family of accountants who, in their infinite wisdom, decided to train him in the art of extreme ironing. It's a skill that's served him well over the years.
After a decade of extreme ironing, Bob became disillusioned with the sport and turned to the ancient art of extreme knitting. His intricate scarves are still sought after by collectors around the world.
When not busy being a visionary or a recluse, Bob can be found sipping Earl Grey tea and contemplating the meaning of life.
Our Guru's Words of Wisdom
"A perfectly pressed sock is like a perfectly crafted sentence: both require dedication, patience, and a healthy disregard for the conventions of society."
"To truly understand the universe, you must first understand that it's really, really hot in July."