We are Unpredictable
Our guiding principle is to defy expectations, shatter norms, and challenge the status quo with reckless abandon.
We believe that the only constant is change, and that the only thing more unpredictable than our actions is the weather on a Tuesday.
We're like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get.
Or, as our fearless leader once said, "We're like a tornado, but less destructive... probably."