We are a group of misfits who somehow managed to make it to adulthood without too many major life-altering disasters. But don't let that fool you - we've had our fair share of regrettable decisions.
We started as a group of friends who met in a dingy, underground art studio. We spent most of our time making questionable life choices and eating ramen noodles. It was the start of something beautiful, but also a lot of regret.
Our first major regret was when we decided to start a petting zoo in our living room. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but it quickly devolved into a chaotic mess of hissing, spitting, and occasionally rabid animals.
We also regret the time we spent three weeks trying to learn how to make artisanal cheese. It was a noble pursuit, but our lack of dairy skills led to a series of unfortunate events involving spoiled milk, a broken cheese press, and a very angry cheese instructor.
But our greatest regret of all is when we decided to start a punk rock cover band and call ourselves "The Regretful Renegades." We lasted about a month before realizing that our singing was more akin to screaming in the shower, and our dancing was just us running in place.
Want to learn more about our other, slightly less regrettable endeavors? Our Inventions is a good place to start.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try Our Mistakes, but be warned - it's a bit of a rabbit hole.
Or, if you want to see what we're up to these days, you can check out Our Current Regrets.