Meet our fearless leader, Captain SassyMcSauceface, who discovered the secret to the universe's tastiest sauce. Born from a family of chefs, Captain Sassy was always destined for greatness.
But it wasn't until she stumbled upon the ancient recipe of the Sauce Gods that her journey began. With a swirl of this and a dash of that, our hero crafted the perfect blend of flavors that would change the world.
We're talking the kind of sauce that makes you wanna lick the plate clean, the kind that'll make your taste buds do the salsa, the kind that'll make you scream from the mountaintops "I'VE GOT THE SAUCE!"
Meet our trusty sidekicks: